Tomas Bautista will do T.I. time (a year and a day) for finger-popping his roommate's chihuahua, because they don't play around when it comes to preventing bestiality in the Sunshine State.
Back in February, he returned sloppy drunk to the home he shared with his 67-year-old roommate Clemente Velasquez. Because that's not odd. Anyway, Valentine discovered her yelping dog sprinting away from Bautista, who was passed out-sans his pants-in the yard.
When police arrived, he owned up to violating the chihuahua, and getting out of control when he drinks. Bautista's been in jail since February, but since the state's anti-bestiality law didn't kick in until after he doubled-clicked the dog, he'll get credit for the timed served.
The semi-upside? He'll be out in a couple of months. The downside, and harsh reality: his dog-fingering ass might get deported when he gets out.
[via Miami New Times]
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