JoJo Wright has his priorities straight

Host of "JoJo on the Radio" on KIIS-FM Los Angeles

As LA residents, we sympathize with JoJo. This whole "Occupy Whatever" thing has gotten a little out of hand—we heard all about tree guy. A man living in a tree? Preposterous. We like JoJo's philosophy; if everyone just went home and played video games, then everything would inevitably work out. At least, that's been our strategy so far, and the country has yet to implode.