Weakness: crack rock
Potential games: Two and a Half-Man: The Toddler and the Dwarf
Shoehorning Charlie Sheen in would pretty much make any game better, but for this entry we'll go with a unique take on his former show, Two and a Half Men. Instead of two grown idiots living with a younger idiot, it's about a single dwarf wandering Game of Throne's Westeros with his adopted two-year-old Wildling son. Get it? Two and a Half-Man? Hehe.