22. Adam Levine 

Skill: has moves like Jagger

Weakness: supermodels

Potential game: Halo 5: Banging a Victoria's Secret Angel

Adam Levin is prettier than you and your girl put together. There hasn't been a guy who takes himself this seriously since that time John Wayne was constipated for three days straight. Halo 5 will be less Master Chief and more constipated John Wayne; you'll move slowly, but you'll eventually get the job done. Oh, and the last half of the game is just simulated sex with Anne V., Levin's supermodel girlfriend. Why hasn't this been made already?