Lindsay Lohan 

Skill: pickpocket

Weakness: cavities

Potential game: Thief: Can't Catch a Break

Besides gingers' well-known ability to start fires with their minds, Lindsay Lohan possesses plenty of unique assets. South Park even proved that gingers have no souls, so endless game overs won't affect her too much. Unfortunately, her Thief games would always end with her stealing your car (with you in it), getting you blamed for her coke, and dragging you into doing community service with her.