Herman Cain

Skill: giving up

Weakness: fat-bottomed girls

Potential game: Pokemon Whatever

The "Godfather of pizza" had a big year despite ending his presidential campaign. During the brief time he was actually in the running, his most notable achievement was getting people to actually recall the second Pokemon movie. Who better to star in the next iteration of Pokemon? Of course, he'll probably find the dialogue in the games slightly less verbose than the line he quoted from the movie: "Life can be a challenge, life can seem impossible, it’s never easy when there is so much on the line. But you and I can make a difference." Inspiring stuff.