Kim Kardashian

Skills: none

Weakness: commitment

Potential game: Saints Row 4: Robbing America Blind

The Saints Row games are all about getting money and acting irresponsible, and no one does both those things better than Miss K. She's made a career out of tricking the American public into giving a damn about her stupidity—it's a never-ending cycle of fame-from-fame, much like the Third Street Saints experience in Saints Row 3. The sequel will revolve around her marrying and then quickly divorcing as many pro athletes as possible.