Ashton Kutcher

Skill: trucker hats

Weakness: older women

Potential game: Harold and Maude: Age Matters

Ashton is totally still relevant enough to carry forward a Harold and Maude video game adaptation for the modern day. In it, he wears trucker hats and becomes involved with older women. The gameplay would involve mostly driving around to doctors' appointments and early-bird special dinners at 4pm.