The King of All Cosmos
Game: Katamari Damacy
Swag Quote: The sky is not pretty at all. It’s rough and masculine
It’s easy to develop a Sisyphus complex when your father is the rainbow spandex clad eccentric ruler of all the stars and heavens. The King of All Cosmos is a man with infinite power and responsibility, but he just doesn’t give a damn.
Katamari Damacy literally starts with The King of All Cosmos destroying entire solar systems because he’s drunk off his ass and knows he can send his pathetic little son to fix it all afterwards. I’ve heard some pretty cool Friday night stories, but The King of All Cosmos is one dude who can seriously party rock.