John Marston

Game: Red Dead Redemption

Swag Quote: It ain’t no secret I didn’t get these scars falling over in church

He may not be the fanciest horseman in the West, but you won’t find one with more confidence. Stuck between his old life as a murderous gun for hire and his new one as a government man sent to take down his former companions, John is a complex guy.

He’s got a soft spot in his heart for his family and his dog, but the rest of the world can enjoy the cold hard taste of his disdain, or the cold hard taste of his rifle. It’s not until the end of the game that we finally see just how unwaveringly confident this man is, creating one of the most badass finales to a game this generation. John Marston, we tip our hats.