5. DON’T Be a Bitch

Meeting your lady’s father is all about showing him that you’re man enough to date his daughter; go toe-to-toe with him. If he asserts that a chair is “his chair,” sit in his lap. If he’s polishing his gun collection when you arrive, grab one and point it at him. And if he asks you what time you might have your girl home, attack him. Either you’re the alpha dog or you aren’t. There can be only one.

Pro Tip: Take no shit from the moms either.