8. DON’T Dress Like a Moron

While you probably can’t ball like City Guide staff and Alec Baldwin, being sure to always wear a tuxedo after 6 p.m., you can keep your tall tee and True Religion jeans in the closet when getting ready for the big meet and greet with the 'rents. Wear a stupid collared shirt tucked into pleated dad khakis. They'll never know you just came from off the block.

Pro Tip: When you look in the mirror, the first thing you should think is, “I look like the guy who is not fucking some guy’s daughter.”