5. Dances With Wolves (1990)

The irony in this movie is a painful metaphor for all of history. A disillusioned Kevin Costner manages to turn a wild animal into a loyal companion, and a pack of evil white men shoot his loyal wolf Two Socks down for entertainment.

Pocahontas totally called it: White men are the wild savages, and they can't be trusted. Take our tears, and the number five spot on our list as an apology, Two Socks.