Through the myriad of things to be thankful for on this special day, one fact rises about the rest:  I'm thankful that the wife in this story is not mine!  Alyse Baddley placed an ad on Craigslist in an attempt to sell her gamer husband, Kyle.  Apparently, Kyle was discharged from the military due to a back injury and has been playing a lot of Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 to keep in touch with his buddies overseas.  

“I am selling my 22 year old husband. He enjoys eating and playing video games all day. Easy to maintain, just feed and water every 3-5 hours. You must have Internet and space for gaming. Got tired of waiting so free to good home. If acceptable replacement is offered will trade.” 

The responses have ranged from people offering free marital counseling to trading him for a bag of Skittles.  I think she should have gone with the Skittles.  Taste the rainbow.  Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!

[via Digital Trends]


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