Super Walmart, Sullivan, Indiana (November 17, 2006)

Not all Black Friday incidents are depressing; every now and then, a tale of consumer heroism bubbles forth from the murk. Two guys waited 36 hours for the PS3's release at a Super Walmart. When they finally got their hands on the consoles, two other guys tried to rob them. So one of the would-be victims shanked one of the robbers. Somehow, the vigilante gamer WASN'T awarded a key to the city, which is just infuriating.