Brandsmart, Broward County, Fla. (Black Friday, 2005)

A 73-year-old woman got trampled in this little bumrush. No one is spared on Black Friday. NO ONE. The general rules of society don't apply on Black Friday, just like the rules don't apply during times of war or Armageddon. You could be eating Thanksgiving turkey on Thursday, and then be curb-stomping a little kid in a retail store parking lot the next day. And no one will think that's strange because they're 1) doing the same thing and 2) SWEET MOTHER OF GOD THAT 50" PLASMA TV IS ONLY $499 AND WHO CARES IF IT'S ONLY 720P—I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS.