Boston Globe web developer Andy Boyle was at a Burger King in Boston last night when he overheard this couple going at it a few tables away. Instead of snickering and texting a few friends about it, he did us all a solid and liveblogged the whole thing on his Twitter. With pictures. And video.

The tweets range from verbatim quotes, ""Why did you even marry me?" he asks. "Because I loved you," she responds. "Loved me?" We all notice the past tense," to general descriptions, "She thinks it is unfair that he gets to play video games and she has to clean when "his mother" tells her. We agree."

Check out the full set of tweets here! We included a few below to give you a preview of the hilarity.

And let it be noted that we'd like to see Aaron Sorkin try.

[Via Gawker]