Just when you thought that the action in Steelport and Saints Row: The Third couldn’t get any more insane, we get a new “Cherished Memories” video that takes things to a completely new level. Let’s us paint a picture for you: a man in a purple bathrobe taking out hordes of zombies with a giant 3-foot dildo. There we said it with a straight face, now you try it.
The best part about it is that it isn’t just a giant, purple dong, but one that has been affixed to the hilt of a lightsaber-like device. Please, oh please, let that thing light up with the appropriate lightsaber sound effects.
Please?!?!
