It turns out that those exposed undercover cops aren’t the wildest thing to come out of Occupy Oakland recently. This leaflet, crafted by the brilliant minds of the Oakland Liberation Front, was distributed today at the protest. It begins by telling protesters that they “hold the cock of the Empire in their supple hands,” and encourages them to create carnage during tomorrow’s planned strike.

While it’s true that the Oakland PD has been violent, did they really have to start off with the romance novel description? It succeeds in getting the attention of the reader, but makes you immediately want to wash your hands.  

[via SFist]

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