Some people can't handle a threesome. You're opening Pandora's Box, so if you're confidence isn't up to par, it's not for you. Jorge Daniel Silva should've known this about himself when he and his wife set up a threesome for Sunday afternoon that went horribly wrong.
Everything was cool for the Naples, Florida couple and their plus one, until all of them began kissing. That's when Silva's wife claims that he snapped. After he started punching her, she and the other woman fled to the bedroom. Silva burst through the door and unloaded more punches on his wife, while the other woman tried to break it up. Blinded by rage, Silva threw two television sets at his spouse; dropping one of them on her.
Police discovered her on the floor bleeding and sporting a nose that was probably broken. When asked why he attacked his wife, Silva first claimed that he was acting in self-defense. Nobody bought that, so he owned up to being jealous because the two women started kissing and apparently wouldn't let him join the fun. His explanation for breaking down his own door: he thought they were having sex without him. Come on, dog—get it together.
Once again, threesomes are not for the insecure. If you aren't built for the act, you might end up catching a felony.
[viaThe Miami New Times]
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