Where to begin?

Alright, the former assistant principal of an all-boys Catholic High School School in the Bronx admitted to watching kiddie porn on the school's library computer. Oh, it gets worse. Wanna know how 65-year-old Brother Lawrence Gordon got caught? He left a jump drive full of child smut in the computer. On Valentine's Day.

He copped a plea to avoid jail, but will spend the next year or so at an in-patient treatment facility in Maryland and a halfway house. He was obviously fired from his job at Mt. Saint Michael Academy last week, and he'll have to register as a sex offender. The New York Post found out that the school won't reveal whether or not Brother Gordon has been involved in other foul acts, and waited until March to inform authorities. That's beyond shady.

They got rid of him last week, however, proving that Sanduskygate has everyone running scared.

[via Gothamist]

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