10. Pagers

Whether they sell pagers, make pagers, or use pagers, you can be assured that dirty money is flowing like a heavy day.

It's bad being ignored by a texting employee—it's worse being ignored by someone on their pagers. "When you're done in 1992, can I please order my bullshit food? I'll have the 'Sandwich,' please."

And the pay phone down the block is always tied up. We're trying to make a collect call.

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