8. Unlocking every achievement in Dead or Alive Xtreme 2
While DOAXtreme 2 is filled with eye candy, it's also an incredibly tedious collection-fest with achievements that can take dozens and even hundreds of hours each to unlock. All in all, it will take an average person at least a few months to milk the fullest amount of fan service from Team Ninja's misguided beach frolic.
Ironically, the ladies of DOA are probably a hell of a lot smarter than Kim Kardashian, who's literally famous for being in a sex tape. At least they can fight. We'd rather spend three months ogling pixelly ladies playing volleyball than married to her.