10 Things in Games That Lasted Longer Than Kim Kardashian's Marriage

Kardashian fans the world over let out a collective gasp yesterday when newlywed Kim K. announced that her short, short marriage would be coming to an end. Around the same time, the few remaining rational people in the universe facepalmed so hard as to leave a bruise. 

Kardashian's marriage lasted a scant 72 days, which, even in today's world of gratuitously venerated irresponsibility, has got to be below the national average. What makes it even worse is that both Kardashian and her soon-to-be-ex Kris Humphries will probably make millions from their divorce, just like they did on their multi-million dollar wedding day.

To make ourselves feel better, we've compiled a list of things in video games that lasted longer than that sham of an affair. Wallow in it, friends.