8. Wasabi

As good for your libido as it is fun to say, the Japanese horseradish has been oversexing businessmen since before karaoke and restaurants with mirrors for floors. Not to mention that sushi itself is considered an aphrodisiac (with it's clean fats and oils and B vitamins). Be sure and spend some time with the green sinus clearing machine the next time you sit down to some unagi (are we talking about fish or female genitalia? WE DON'T EVEN KNOW ANYMORE). The hotness of wasabi is not the same as the capsaicin in chili peppers; instead this is closer to mustard, working more in the nasal passages, which increases depth of breath. That'll set you at ease while you love her ass to sleep #ChrisBrown.