4. Priazzo

Served At: Pizza Hut
Life Span: 1985-1985

Pizza Hut, in some ways the king of fast-food innovations, introduced this pie in the mid-80s with a series of advertisements chronicling the epic, sentimental history of the Priazzo. Borrowing heavily from the Italian Neo-Realist movement, the Priazzo ads depicted a small child, under the careful watch of her grandmother, making the pizza of the ages, a deep-dish knockout full of meatballs. We were blessed, if only for a short while.