It’s easy to see why the Guardians are losing this war. The creatures populating the bad guys’ side--the Defiants’ side--are far meaner looking than our equivalent soldiers. We have the occasional ten-foot-tall war general, but our troops are much more workmanlike in equipment and deportment. The Defiants, on the other hand, have nasty skeletal wizards magically binding very sad hill giants to their will. It looks like the hill giants don’t have much say in the matter. If those wizards send them on a rampage, I won’t be able to stop the wake of destruction. Thankfully, it looks like all those wizards’ resources are going toward keeping the giant bound up, so no one notices even as I inch closer to inspect the scene out of morbid curiosity.