Splatterhouse is a pretty sick game, even today. But you know what sucked? Fighting with your bare hands and feet. Busting monster’s skulls just felt like it could have been more satisfying with some kind of cutting device. Sure, a wooden board was cool, and the bat was awesome, but, wait, what do we have here? Is that? It is! It’s a chainsaw! And it cuts ghouls right in half! And we haven’t stopped drooling since.