59. Traci Lords

Occupation: Porn Star
Hottest Moment: Hard to say. She undoubtedly had many moments that seemed hot at the time, but when it was discovered she had been underage for the bulk of her porn career, those moments went from “hot” to “illegal.” So, uh, yeah... all her movies are in a 100-way tie for disqualified.
Where Is She Now: Now two decades into her mainstream career. Last seen in Zack & Miri Make a Porno and I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell.