64. Jessica Hahn
Hottest Moment: 1988, good girl-turned-bad girl Jess writhes in some sort of sex pit/chicken coop as horny rock stars on in the video for Sam Kinison's “Wild Thing.” It's great while it lasts, until she's tackled and molested by Kinison himself, the fat fuck.
Where Is She Now: Funny you ask—earlier this year, she appeared on The View for a “Where are they now?” segment and harassed Barbara Walters over Walters' admission that she had an affair with a U.S. Senator.