Child with a Chainsaw

Terrorizing you in: Catherine

Vincent can’t catch a break. Ever since drunkenly cheating on his longtime girlfriend, he’s been terrorized by nightmarish, stories-tall monsters he can only escape by frantically scaling massive dream towers.

The scariest of these is arguably a mangled, chainsaw-wielding fetus that blubbers screaming accusations of would-be paternal abandonment while simultaneously inundating your path with firebombs, spinning buzzsaws and massive chainsaw cuts that increasingly narrow your already-limited range of movement. If you weren’t afraid of commitment before…