2. Getting Stuck Playing Therapist

In the event that you’re one of the blessed few who find themselves knocking on the door of a beautiful woman, you might not want to celebrate too soon. The problem likely isn’t them, but, rather, their deteriorating marriage. You know how much you already love it when female friends dump their guy problems on you to analyze.

This would probably be something like that, but worse since you’ll be on the clock with no escaping. Yes, nothing sets the mood better than listening to someone grouse about their husband’s erectile dysfunction. Also worth nothing: You will be expected to cuddle.