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No, you eyes aren’t deceiving you, that’s the Sperm Bike. In addition to being unbelievably stylish, this 120-pound, 10-foot contraption is used to carry sperm from the Seattle Sperm Bank to fertility clinics. Aside from being a transportation device, the Sperm Bike is a rather obvious advertisement for sperm donation. According to a rep from the Sperm Bank, “Fertility rates are plummeting. People are having a harder time conceiving. People are waiting longer to have children.” If this applies to you, don’t worry:  the Sperm Bike is here to rescue you from your infertile woes.

[via Gawker]