Last week, two managers at a Domino’s in Lake City, Florida hatched an evil plan that resulted in a rival Papa John’s being burned to the ground. MSNBC reports that one of the arsonists figured that, naturally, Domino’s would get more customers if its competitor was eliminated.

So, instead of coming up with some creative promotions, he decided to commit a crime that he and his co-conspirator didn’t even get away with. We understand dedication to your job, but fuck your life if you’re willing to go to jail over a chain restaurant. Oh wait, these two just did.

[via MSNBC]