As that guy toting 145 lb. balls on Howard Stern might go to show, elephantitis can be a drag. That is, unless the load you’re carrying between your legs is none other than DJ sensation A-Trak, or his Duck Sauce counterpart, Armand Van Helden. In that case, the world is your oyster.

Bodily functions are never as cool as when they’re carried out by the two superstar "dickheads." And on Beavis And Butt-Head?  The possibilities for “balls” jokes are limitless.