Who better to preach to us about politics than a bunch of millionaires who have never graduated from college? Like most celebrities, Ashton Kutcher is openly liberal on most issues, although we’re sure he’s pretty conservative when it comes to his ill-gotten fortune.
Kutcher was actively involved in supporting Barack Obama during the ’08 election, even appearing in Internet pledge videos supporting the future president. Obviously Kutcher thinks of himself as influential enough to actually sway people’s opinions on who they will vote for when it comes to the most important election in the land. Because, you know, starring in Dude, Where’s My Car? means that you know everything there is to know about the rising national debt and the philosophy of nationalized healthcare.
However, nothing Kutcher says compares to the sheer douchebaggery of Charlie Sheen’s 9/11 conspiracy theories. Apparently, Sheen believes the attacks on, and subsequent collapse of, the World Trade Center were nothing more than a controlled demolition perpetrated by the Bush administration. We accept that kind of rambling talk from bedraggled hobos in the Port Authority, but coming from Sheen it all just sounds disrespectful.
The edge goes to: Charlie Sheen