We know you want to jump right into watching this dude tool around the wet streets of L.I. on a jet ski but please hear us out first. Mute the video. We repeat: Mute the video.

It's soundtracked by Linkin Park. 

So mute that shit, put on 'Pac's "Picture Me Rollin'" and enjoy this slice of magic nature and technology have provided us with. Then go watch the Christian Slater classic Hard Rain.

[via Gothamist]