While flicks like Eyes Wide Shut might lead us to believe that doctors like to get freaky behind closed doors, it’s men like Raymond Adamcik who shine a light on the truth: Docs actually like to get creepy and weird right out in the open. In April 2007, the family physician was apprehended by police at the On Tap bar in Florida. Why? Cops received a call that there was a man there dressed up as Captain America, soliciting women with a burrito in his tights. (Apparently just before he was ID’d, Adamcik attempted to stash the unsavory snack in his boot so as to blend in with the other cartoon characters on the pub crawl—it didn’t work.) What would the real Cap say?!