In yet another example as to why you should always ask for a receipt after you purchase anything, this Fort Worth native is seen complaining to officers that someone swindled her out of $20 after selling her an inferior product. Which seems like a routine problem for cops, except for one thing: The product that the woman was trying to buy was crack.

She could either be classified as extremely stupid or extremely ballsy, but looking at how high her jeans are hiked up, we’ll just assume it's the former. When the cops finally confront her “friend,” she denies being a crack dealer, an argument would hold much more weight if it wasn't for the mysterious white powder on her lips.

In one final declaration of her innocence, the alleged dealer defends herself by stating, “I don’t sell crack; I’m a prostitute.” Somewhere, her parents are probably just so proud.