If there's anything better than a pantless crackhead getting chased by the cops through the slums of Washington, we haven’t seen it. Not only does this bedraggled derelict try to flee from officers complete with smoke-filled lungs, but he also comes dangerously close to getting mauled by a German Shepherd.

While it would have been nice to see him get dragged around by the drug-sniffing pooch, the end result is still quite entertaining. The COPS producers should tell these criminals that they will be on TV beforehand, though, because this guy definitely needed to throw a comb through his hair.