For most people, a bad day might include being late to work, spilling piping hot coffee all over your crotch, or erroneously DVRing a marathon of The George Lopez Show. But this man from Kansas City has everyone beat. Not only is he getting busy with a homely woman that dresses like David Lee Roth, but he also gets arrested for refusing to pull over in response to a cop car's sirens.

Miraculously, after this derelict made bail, he somehow found himself arrested again just mere hours later. When you start to become a recurring character on COPS, it’s definitely time to make some wholesale changes in your life.