The woman in the above clip does little to buck the horrible driver stereotype that's attached to females; she also manages to set the Women’s Lib movement back decades with just the swig of a martini. After attempting to, in her words, make a U-turn to get home from a wedding, she somehow winds up driving on a railroad track and getting her car stuck.

Luckily for her, but unlucky for bloodthirsty fans of COPS, there's no train barreling down the tracks at the time. But that doesn't stop the officers from humiliating this lush with some field sobriety tests. Thus proving that getting a DUI is like wetting your pants: It’s always hilarious when it’s happening to somebody else.