Throwing a disturbing tantrum that would make Linda Blair proud, the Palm Springs resident in the above clip is obviously a half-dozen cocktails into an emotional breakdown. Soon enough, she turns into a booze-filled spectacle on the sidewalks of Florida, though somehow also manages to cooperate with police with impeccable manners.

The whole ordeal gets resolved so painlessly that the officers are just going to let the deranged woman leave with her husband; that is, until she tries to get into one of their cop cars and drive away. That's enough to prompt officers to actually do their jobs and arrest the boozehound and her toothless husband.

She may have reeked of cheap vodka and olive brine, but this woman is actually one of the show's more polite criminals in its 24-year history.