Apparently, Washington is home to more than just overpriced coffee and Kurt Cobain’s corpse; the state also harbors some of the world's most braindead criminals. After cops responded to a robbery at a 7-11 (in reality, a robbery at a 7-11 is more like a daily appointment), they were forced to track down the criminals and retrieve the victim’s stolen money.

What the cops didn’t know was that the people stealing the money were merely recouping their losses after the victim refused to pay them back for the crack she bought from them a few days earlier. Sure, most drug deals happen on the down low, but this woman saw it fit to scream out every sordid detail of the transaction at the top of her lungs. Clearly, there isn’t an IQ placement test required to get into the crack-dealing profession.

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