A taste for fine living, indeed. In this scene from Flashdance, Jennifer Beals gives a lobster the kind of T.L.C. that has us just about ready to sell our souls to be that lucky crustacean. 

While a lobster isn't the most obvious phallic symbol, the degree of oral attention Beals gives the sea creature makes eroticized bananas seem oh so cliché. 

We agree, Jennifer. Lobster "sucks." But if you're the one cracking open that sweet meat, there's nothing else on the menu we'd rather have. Even Harry Lao's ridiculously overplayed Italian accent can't distract us from your sexual slurping. And we have to concur: "Those eyes and that lobster's makin' me crazy!"