Donald Noone, a 65-year-old resident of Carlisle, Pa., was arrested for the second time this summer for the same crime: trying to steal ribs from the local supermarket by smuggling the meat out in his pants.

Please, someone fly Noone out to our Labor Day BBQ; we'll get him ribs and he won't have to put them in his pants ever again. And maybe the world won't be so stupid a place.

[via KABC-TV Los Angeles]