WHERE: East Houston Street, LES, New York
WHEN: August 26, 2011

I got three words for these dudes: FUCK. OUTTA. HERE.

You gotta be kidding. You know Philly is the land of the real cheesesteak, son. And on top of that, y'all used the Disney script font on your billboard, like people equate that font with cheesesteaks and fries. I apologize for having a provincial moment, and I truly love New York, but get outta the cheesesteak game, fam; Philly got that on lock. Carry on.