10. Health Food Grocery Stores

Two have moved into the neighborhood in the past year alone. The fruit loops have been replaced by French vanilla granola, the Mountain Dew usurped by ginger beer. What the hell is a kale chip?

Not that the improved selection of microbrews and fresh vegetables is terrible, but it doesn’t have the charm of a meal procured from the bodega, some mix of eggs, random meat, Skittles, ice cream, and coconut water.