Any troublemaking schoolboy will tell you, if there’s one thing girls absolutely hate, its worms. Sure, they might like muscles and really fast rocketships, but none of that is going to help poor Earthworm Jim overcome the fact that with or without his cool powersuit, he’s still a slimy, dirt-eating worm. No matter how eloquent, heroic, or groovy he may become when he’s in superhero mode you’d be hard pressed to find a woman willing to pucker up and kiss a worm.