L@@K!~ This Summer Louisiana special doesn’t need gasoline at all! Save the environment by scooping up this exotic ride! Only fuel necessary is the occasional hamburger or crawfish to feed the human being, who is fused by his limbs to the giant wheels. No need for expensive gas tank fill ups.
Mileage: 38 years of emotional baggage
Color: Burnt Cajun Brownish Red
Features: Father issues, Supernova Shockwave special attack
Sticker Price: Free – we can’t stand hearing Axel’s tormented diatribes anymore